TENGA EGG Series | product review

The TENGA EGG series are super stretchable, disposable masturbators. Each EGG has a different texture on the inside, which can give the penis different points of masturbation pleasure!

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appeal

The EGG comes inside a plastic, shrink wrapped egg. The EGG product itself is attractive – a soft, white egg shaped sleeve that slides over the penis.

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Not complicated – you open and go for it.  It also provides a safe alternative especially if you are not comfortable with lube on your hand.

purpose

The EGG functions as a sheath for masturbation and is made of a very soft elastomer material which expands to encompass the cock as you stroke.  The inside has different textures, depending on desire, and gives a convenient place to squirt in lube.  The sex toy comes inside a plastic egg (insert Freudian joke here) and also comes with a packet of lube. For multiple uses (which the manufacturer does not recommend) you will need to provide your own lubricant as well as follow proper sanitary measures for reuse.

cost

The average cost for one EGG is $7.50. TENGA has produced this as a single use masturbator, and they recommend you use it once and toss it. I used it twice, cleaning with gentle soap and warm water in between uses. There are sanitary issues for multiple uses. The biggest complaint about this product is that it is only a one time use, you are literally throwing your money away.

care

If you don’t like the idea of masturbating and having to come contact with your own cum, this product makes it very easy. It provides a barrier between you and your semen and makes post ejaculation clean up easy.  Once done, either just toss it in the trash, or choose to clean it thoroughly inside and out with warm water and soap.

kink

The EGG is novel. It might be fun for kinky play with a partner, but as far as single sex goes, there isn’t much kink factor here.

enjoyment

Unless you have a cock larger than 7 inches do not expect to be able to stretch the egg to its full potential. I didn’t think it was really sensitive, and that sensitivity might not be apparent unless you’re well endowed. The company might consider different sizes to maximize sensitivity.

Enough lube or not enough lube – it’s hard to get the happy medium and you can find yourself easily having too much lube to where it builds up on your hand.  Though the product is still smooth and feels good, it creates the need for cleanup breaks if you’re going for a long time.

If you want to masturbate at a high speed this product is for you.  It allows for plenty of lube and can slide over your penis at whatever speed you desire.

Overall the egg provides an interesting and modern alternative for men who would prefer something simple but also sensual enough to masturbate.  The EGG needs to be handled properly with the right amount of lube, preferred stroking speed, and texture. I give it three horns.

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-NT

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