TENGA EGG Series | product review

The TENGA EGG series are super stretchable, disposable masturbators. Each EGG has a different texture on the inside, which can give the penis different points of masturbation pleasure!

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The EGG comes inside a plastic, shrink wrapped egg. The EGG product itself is attractive – a soft, white egg shaped sleeve that slides over the penis.

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Not complicated – you open and go for it.  It also provides a safe alternative especially if you are not comfortable with lube on your hand.


The EGG functions as a sheath for masturbation and is made of a very soft elastomer material which expands to encompass the cock as you stroke.  The inside has different textures, depending on desire, and gives a convenient place to squirt in lube.  The sex toy comes inside a plastic egg (insert Freudian joke here) and also comes with a packet of lube. For multiple uses (which the manufacturer does not recommend) you will need to provide your own lubricant as well as follow proper sanitary measures for reuse.


The average cost for one EGG is $7.50. TENGA has produced this as a single use masturbator, and they recommend you use it once and toss it. I used it twice, cleaning with gentle soap and warm water in between uses. There are sanitary issues for multiple uses. The biggest complaint about this product is that it is only a one time use, you are literally throwing your money away.


If you don’t like the idea of masturbating and having to come contact with your own cum, this product makes it very easy. It provides a barrier between you and your semen and makes post ejaculation clean up easy.  Once done, either just toss it in the trash, or choose to clean it thoroughly inside and out with warm water and soap.


The EGG is novel. It might be fun for kinky play with a partner, but as far as single sex goes, there isn’t much kink factor here.


Unless you have a cock larger than 7 inches do not expect to be able to stretch the egg to its full potential. I didn’t think it was really sensitive, and that sensitivity might not be apparent unless you’re well endowed. The company might consider different sizes to maximize sensitivity.

Enough lube or not enough lube – it’s hard to get the happy medium and you can find yourself easily having too much lube to where it builds up on your hand.  Though the product is still smooth and feels good, it creates the need for cleanup breaks if you’re going for a long time.

If you want to masturbate at a high speed this product is for you.  It allows for plenty of lube and can slide over your penis at whatever speed you desire.

Overall the egg provides an interesting and modern alternative for men who would prefer something simple but also sensual enough to masturbate.  The EGG needs to be handled properly with the right amount of lube, preferred stroking speed, and texture. I give it three horns.







3 Anal Plugs to Enhance Orgasm | product review

Our very first product review is a trio of anal toys.

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3 Piece Anal Play Kit Purple Butt Blugs

3 Piece Anal Trainer Set: large bubble, large tapered, small bead


I’m a sucker for pink, purple, and glitter. The delicious lilac color grabbed my attention right away. The shapes also don’t look super intimidating, so for an anal virgin or new to anal training, they are inviting rather than scary. I liked the idea of a set of three, which really gives a chance to test out the feeling of shapes before investing in a larger anal toy.


Slated for beginner anal play, this set is meant for anal insertion. The three different shapes provide different stimulating feelings, and the curved base is meant to keep it safely in place and makes it easy to remove.


This set retails for $25, making it a deal for three toys! These will stay in your toy box for a long time, usable at any time for added pleasure, so this is a good investment.


These anal plugs are made of Phthalate Free TPR/ TPE, which is porous enough to not be able to sanitize with boiling water, so be sure not to share them. Use water-based lubricant. Before and after use, wash with warm water and mild hand soap (or antibacterial toy cleaner) and dry thoroughly. Store someplace that will not attract moisture or dust/hair. I recommend cloth bags for all toys!


Anal penetration can be a little unconventional. However, it is something anyone can try – alone or with a partner. I highly recommend it. Anal play with toys is a low risk way to turn up the kink.


I tried the single bead first, and the initial finger tip was easy to insert, while the second step, the bead, gave me a nice little pierce of pleasure. Once installed, it did enhance my orgasm, but not significantly. The bubble plug gave me the most pleasure. It was nice going in, with three points of pressure, and was really pleasurable once inside. I spent some time wiggling it around, which really made me start to pulse. The tapered plug I tried in conjunction with a dildo. This more traditional shape wasn’t giving me the physical pleasure I wanted, but when supplementing another toy in the vagina, it did contribute to a fairly decent orgasm.

Anal amateur? This set is perfect. The three shapes: small single bead, large bubble and large tapered are all suitable for easy play.  I would suggest inserting them yourself.

Anal expert? This set is nice to enhance orgasms during other play, but it is not likely to really give a higher level of stimulation. I would suggest going for a more aggressive toy.

Overall, my favorite of the three is the large bubble, though I see myself using all of them again. I give the set three horns, because they are novel and a great set for beginners.